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UPDATED EDIT 25/07/2024 at 5pm

Following a cancellation, we have a 60 or 90 min appointment available tomorrow (Fri) at 1:30pm. There is no availability on Saturday or Sunday. On Monday we can only do afternoon or evening, Tues 30th is already booked, Wed 31st pm only.

SUMMER OFFERS. As previously mentioned, we put together seven offers for seven weeks to coincide with the school summer holidays. This is traditionally a quiet time of the year for us so we have increased availability and it gives us the chance to make some great offers, and for you to make use of them. There's a different offer for each week, so each offer only runs for seven days. We only put this on the website two days ago and already we've got some bookings relating to these offers, so grab while you can.

Week 1   22nd – 28th July.  Couples Swedish Naturist massage. Usually £100, but reduced to £85 for one week only.

Week 2   29th July – 4th Aug.  4-handed tantric massage for the same price as 1-2-1. 60 mins £80

Week 3   5th – 11th Aug.  Tantric massage, 90 mins for the price of 60 mins.

Week 4   12th – 18th Aug.  Couples Massage workshop day. Otherwise known as Have-a-go-yourselves day. Usually £180, but reduced to £140 for this week only. Enquire or CLICK HERE for details.

Week 5   19th – 25th Aug.  Tantric massage. 2hours for the price of 90 minutes.

Week 6   26th Aug - 1st Sept.  Couples Tantric Massage. 60 mins reduced from £120 to £100. 90 mins reduced from £160 to £130.

Week 7   2nd Sept – 8th Sept.  Ladies only tantric massage 60mins for £60

WHAT THREE WORDS. If you are new to us and use what3words to navigate then we are at feed.ideas.strong 

ADULT FORUMS. It seems these are becoming a real problem for massage therapists, as a growing number of childish men with the intellect of a walnut are browsing these sites and joining in the discussions about massage therapists. We know of one massage therapist who has virtually given up altogether because she's so disillusioned by the manner in which she is discussed online, and the other day we had another female therapists phone us up for advice and moral support as she's sick to death of it too. 

I'm going to throw this reminder out there to anyone who goes on these sites.... we have been known to ban clients who we've caught gossiping about us on adult chat forums. Especially if you've been unkind or presented a false account. You may think you're anonymous with your false names, but we can work it out! We do our best to provide a fantastic and genuine experience, and we dont need gossiping about afterwards.