Updates, Availability and Offers.

LATEST UPDATES

UPDATED EDIT 31/10/2026 at 2pm

THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION IS GIVEN IN REGARD TO VAL’S AVAILABILITY DURING NOVEMBER AND DECEMBER.

APPOINTMENTS WITH BRIAN ARE NOT AFFECTED.

During November and December, Val is reducing the number the appointments she would typically take on. This is, in part, to facilitate recovery from a recent injury and to avoid repetitive strain on her back and knees that may make things worse.

Appointments that have already been made for November and December will go ahead as planned, so no need to worry if you’ve already booked.

She is not suspending services altogether, so please still enquire, but do so with regard to the available dates mentioned below.

At the time of this edit, Val can be booked for appointments between 10:30am and 3:30pm on the following dates in November. (Dates for December will be posted at the end of November). You need to book at least 24hours in advance, preferably longer. If you enquire about an appointment on the same day as the day you are enquiring on, you will not be able to have that appointment, even if there is nobody else booked in. It is in your interest to book as far ahead as possible to avoid disappointment. Short notice requests will not be considered. Val will already have her mindset and plans for the day in motion.

DATES AVAILABLE WITH VAL IN NOVEMBER

MON 2nd

WED 4th

FRI 6TH

TUES 10TH

THURS 12TH

SAT 14TH  (11am ONLY)

WED 18TH

FRI 20TH

MON 30TH

 WHEN BOOKING.... Please give the full and appropriate amount of information when making your enquiry. (It's astonishing how many don't). Tell us your full name, whether you've been before, what time and what date you are thinking of.

Fakers and fantasists. Unfortunately the infants who haven't left the playground are at it again... those men with an IQ of 5 and too much time on their hands. Wasting our time with fake enquiries and stupid questions. Armchair dreamers whilst other, genuine clients are actually having a real experience. Pathetic, really. I once had a conversation with a guy who told me he went online with a variety of phoney IDs and email addresses to string people along with schoolboy nonsense. He had no idea I was a massage therapist who happens to be on the receiving end of bullshit like that. I let him talk whilst I took it all in, but inwardly I was rather mad! Why is it always the men? I never hear of women acting like that.

USING THE CONTACT FORM

When making your enquiry via the website contact form, please quote your email address correctly or our reply will just bounce back as “undelivered” and you’ll wonder why we didn’t reply.

If you are a new visitor to our website and you've always fancied being a better masseur/masseuse to your partner, then please check out our page on the massage workshop we offer for beginners (for two people). CLICK HERE

The REVISED INFORMATION SHEET FOR FEMALE CLIENTS is now available if any prospective ladies would like it emailing to them, or previous clients who may not have been for a while.