Updates, Availability and Offers.

LATEST UPDATES

UPDATED EDIT 24/07/2026 at 6pm

ONE DAY ONLY. Tantric massage for couples. Usually £170 for ninety minutes, but if you book NOW for an appointment on Sunday 26th July then we'll reduce the fee to £140. Other terms and conditions apply. Please see our webpage on this service by clicking HERE.

From the 28th July till 25th August, BRIAN will not be available for this four week period due to recovering from a minor operation. HOWEVER, that doesn't mean Bri can't teach and demonstrate massage on a massage workshop day! So we're making a short-term AUGUST OFFER. Between 11th August and 25th August we are offering the massage workshop day for two for just £150 instead of £200, and the workshop day for one for just £120 instead of £150. Click HERE for the relevant webpage, and message us for more information about the day.

WEBSITE CHANGES. I think there are some tweaks and changes needed to some of our pages, as some of our services, offerings and preferences have evolved over the last 12 months. I intend to re-write some the pages over the next couple of months, and maybe even delete a page or two and add a page or two.

Fakers and fantasists. Unfortunately the infants who haven't left the playground are at it again... those men with an IQ of 5 and too much time on their hands. Wasting our time with fake enquiries and stupid questions. Armchair dreamers whilst other, genuine clients are actually having a real experience. Pathetic, really. I once had a conversation with a guy who told me he went online with a variety of phoney IDs and email addresses to string people along with schoolboy nonsense. He had no idea I was a massage therapist who happens to be on the receiving end of bullshit like that. I let him talk whilst I took it all in, but inwardly I was rather mad! Why is always the men? I never hear of women acting like that.

USING THE CONTACT FORM

When making your enquiry via the website contact form, please quote your email address correctly or our reply will just bounce back as “undelivered” and you’ll wonder why we didn’t reply.

If you are a new visitor to our website and you've always fancied being a better masseur/masseuse to your partner, then please check out our page on the massage workshop we offer for beginners (for two people). CLICK HERE

The REVISED INFORMATION SHEET FOR FEMALE CLIENTS is now available if any prospective ladies would like it emailing to them, or previous clients who may not have been for a while.