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UPDATED EDIT 10/07/2026 at 1pm

PLEASE QUOTE YOUR CORRECT EMAIL ADDRESS WHEN USING OUR ONLINE CONTACT FORM. WE CAN'T REPLY TO YOU IF YOU DON'T, AND YOU ARE PROBABLY LEFT WONDERING WHY?

The continuation of hot weather is still having an adverse effect of the times we are able to provide appointments. In general, morning appointments are unaffected and continue as usual. Afternoon appointments on days when it exceeds 25degrees become unbearable. Whilst we acknowledge that it is desirable to provide a warm room for massage, many clients are unaware of just how hot it can get in the massage room and how it may affect their comfort during the session. Having a fan going makes little difference.

Looking at the latest forecast, we've got at least another week of the current heatwave, and as such we are not accepting any bookings on or after 1pm until the week commencing 20th July. If you can make it during the evening you are welcome to enquire and we may make ourselves available when the temperature becomes more pleasant around 7pm

WEBSITE CHANGES. I think there are some tweaks and changes needed to some of our pages, as some of our services, offerings and preferences have evolved over the last 12 months. I intend to re-write some the pages over the next couple of months, and maybe even delete a page or two and add a page or two.

Fakers and fantasists. Unfortunately the infants who haven't left the playground are at it again... those men with an IQ of 5 and too much time on their hands. Wasting our time with fake enquiries and stupid questions. Armchair dreamers whilst other, genuine clients are actually having a real experience. Pathetic, really. I once had a conversation with a guy who told me he went online with a variety of phoney IDs and email addresses to string people along with schoolboy nonsense. He had no idea I was a massage therapist who happens to be on the receiving end of bullshit like that. I let him talk whilst I took it all in, but inwardly I was rather mad! Why is always the men? I never hear of women acting like that.

USING THE CONTACT FORM

When making your enquiry via the website contact form, please quote your email address correctly or our reply will just bounce back as “undelivered” and you’ll wonder why we didn’t reply.

If you are a new visitor to our website and you've always fancied being a better masseur/masseuse to your partner, then please check out our page on the massage workshop we offer for beginners (for two people). CLICK HERE

The REVISED INFORMATION SHEET FOR FEMALE CLIENTS is now available if any prospective ladies would like it emailing to them, or previous clients who may not have been for a while.